Usually getting banking errors is extraordinarily frustrating and ends up in hours of handling bots, followed by hours of dealing like folks acting like bots but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was temporarily the riches person in the world. A PayPal error left him with just over $92 Quadrillion greenbacks. Just actually he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you know what I would do with $92 quadrillion dollars?
With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd scoff and throw money in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion dollars I might convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Make it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might build everything I own out of money. My place, my car, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion bucks I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my cash.
Reynold's, however wasn't a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling car components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion buck gaff he though was a debt. Rather than straight away crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost pal" spotted that it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to confirm his mates claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal right after contacted him and noted the big mistake and stated that they might donate a unspecified amount of cash to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, perhaps buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast theoretical research of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and pay off the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, PC crime, let alone the fact it is online automatically makes all of his crimes Fed. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him an estimated 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off one or two cases online where on average for stealing $1 million bucks they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline for keeps. If the government let's him live to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein proving the fallacy in his simplified perspectives. Purchasing a sports team, cool idea. No failings in you are pretty much infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing cash in things Is this dude high There's no investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There is only purchasing. Next, if you believed folks coming out the wood work for lottery winnings was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folks get murdered for lottery loot every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those theft peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a states military to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's pays off the US National Debt, buys his fave sports team, squanders trivial billions in frivolous investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals making an attempt to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which should finally pinch all of his cash.
All that cash is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you will be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal prison cell.
With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd scoff and throw money in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion dollars I might convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Make it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might build everything I own out of money. My place, my car, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion bucks I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my cash.
Reynold's, however wasn't a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling car components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion buck gaff he though was a debt. Rather than straight away crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost pal" spotted that it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to confirm his mates claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal right after contacted him and noted the big mistake and stated that they might donate a unspecified amount of cash to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, perhaps buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast theoretical research of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and pay off the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, PC crime, let alone the fact it is online automatically makes all of his crimes Fed. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him an estimated 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off one or two cases online where on average for stealing $1 million bucks they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline for keeps. If the government let's him live to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein proving the fallacy in his simplified perspectives. Purchasing a sports team, cool idea. No failings in you are pretty much infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing cash in things Is this dude high There's no investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There is only purchasing. Next, if you believed folks coming out the wood work for lottery winnings was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folks get murdered for lottery loot every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those theft peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a states military to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's pays off the US National Debt, buys his fave sports team, squanders trivial billions in frivolous investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals making an attempt to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which should finally pinch all of his cash.
All that cash is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you will be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal prison cell.
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